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True Ramsey Stories…

scratchatary — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:29:05 +0000

The Queen had to comment on this one story that was reported this week. It was reported that the President went to the state of Arizona and was greeted by its governor. He then gave her a few choice words about a description of a meeting they had earlier. The picture in the news has her pointing her finger at the President and he is looking like he wants to say, “B—- Please!!!!!!” Now the President cannot say those words, but I needed to be him for about a good 5 minutes I would have ate her up like catfish. This is how I would have handled it. I’m stepping off the plane and say, “Good morning Governor, How are you doing? I have to talk to you about this mess you put in this book about me.” She would have said, “Its free speech it is my interpretation of what happened!!!” I would have said, “Interpretation my A–, you just want to sell books like me!!!” She would have said, “Well I never.(and then start to point her finger at me) That is when I would have said, “B—- Please!!!!(and slapped the tase out of her mouth) I don’t see my mother in front of me and I damn sure ain’t no boy. I’m the motherf—— President, B—-!!!! Of course, I would probable be impeached soon after but that would have felt so good.” I can’t lie I would have done something like that myself. I wish a motherf—- would do that to me. This has been brought to you by the fine folks at Political-Hop(Tellin’ it like it T-I is…)

PS. The song for the week is for the President, “The Leader of the Pack,” by U.T.F.O. I can still see, “Big Foot,” crushing cars in the video….

True Ramsey Stories…

scratchatary — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 14:39:54 +0000

The Queen was reading some comments on a social network page and one really struck her. The person making the comment said something to the effect that we need a more conservative President. As the Queen sat back and thought about the individual’s comment she had these things to say. She respomded this way, “To Blankety-Blank, I do respect and do agree with you to a point about needing a more conservative President, however, there are some things I would like to point out you might consider. To me a, ‘true,’ conservative does conservative things like keep jobs in America. I cannot remember when having a true conservative President has done that. Conservatives cry about abortion, but when you had your chance in the previous administration to do something about it you guys were silent. Then there is the cry about needing more prayer in America, but when have conservatives truly campaigned to get that back into prominence. This will be my last point, but believe me we could go ALL DAY, what about this mess on television that is corrupting my generation and these crazy video games, where ya’at? So please, forgive me for not saying we need a more conservative President. I follow my father’s motto: VOTE FOR THE CROOK WHO WORKS FOR YOU!!!” She was not supposed to tell everybody that….This has been brought to you by the fine folks at Political-Hop(Tellin’ it like it T-I is….)

True Ramsey Stories…

scratchatary — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 14:41:16 +0000

The Queen watched, “The State of theUnion,” address from the President. It was pretty good and laid out a definitive agenda. However, don’t all of those addresses do that. Her opinion is how do you get the left hand and the right hand to actually agree to do anything except look like idiots. An example, look at the Republican challengers for President first they bashed him then each other. We need to cut this we need to cut that. They are so concerned with tax cuts they forget you still need revenue to run the government. Can you say you might have to deal with that in the near future. I thought I was the only one in kindergarden this year. The Democrats don’t get to skate by either because they need to understand some cuts are necessary. Some of the social programs they love could stand some trimming. Imma’ lil’ sista’, and yeah I said it whatcha gonna do about it? Five generations on welfare with no ambition to even think about getting a job, please. For those people who cried about those states that implemented drug testing for food stamps, just shut up. I know everybody is not a drug addict but it will help to curtail some of the roles. The Queen had this comment, “I like the President and our American political process in general. But this mess we are in today is a disgrace. Me personally, do think some of this is racially motivated. However, with that being said we need to get up and stand out to chance this current course to make our country great one again.”…And this is a paid endorsement from the Queen’s politcal committee(LOL!!!) This has been brought to you by the good folks at Political-Hop(Tellin’ it like it T-I is….)

True Ramsey Stories(Daddy Rant)….

scratchatary — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:35:46 +0000

We will get back to the political comedy of the republican nomination tomorrow, but today is a day of rememberance for coach Paterno. Yeah, I know the way he went out of coaching Penn State was not great at all, however, you have to give him his just due. To me personally, he became the fall guy for higher ups who simply did not want to deal with a serious issue and thought they could sweep it under the rug. He lived for the school and what did the school do in return. They basically killed him. He helped so many kids over the years, but people will try to remember him for this last incident and say he was a terrible person. That is unfair to him or his memory.

My biggest Paterno memory is the time Penn State played the University of Miami for the National Championship. The Killa’ Canes came out in battle fatigues talking noize(it is spelled correctly for this instance) to Penn State. The Nittany Lions did not respond to them. This went on all week before the game. I think Miami took their silence for weakness. However, when it was time to play the game those quiet Lions opened up a can of Whoop-A– on the Canes so bad that it still scars those boys to this very day. Anyway, remember this guy for all of his good works today as we remember Coach Paterno.

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True Ramsey Stories….

scratchatary — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 14:41:04 +0000

The Queen has seen the people in South Carolina vote and she has no clue as to what is going on. She thought, “Big Fish,” Romney would skate by with the primary win, but it was not to be. “The King of Grumpy Old Men,” Gingrich won and has totally changed the entire landscape of this upcoming election. In the Queen’s mind she has no idea what will happen next. She told Q.N.N., “Man these guys are straight trippin’. It seems to me they are getting more Right Wing by the minute. My only question is how far right can you go? All of these guys are conservatives so what will be the turning point or the one issue that will get one of these gentlemen over the top? I don’t know but this will be interesting to see…” Does he really remind you of a grumpy old man?…This has been brought to you by the fine folks of Political-Hop(Tellin’ it like it T-I is….)

True Ramsey Stories…

scratchatary — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 14:49:35 +0000

The Queen is saying Thank God Its Friday and I think somebody is going fishing. My poor governor of Texas it seems he is finally seeing the reality of fact. That fact is that you are a small fish trying to swim upstream with sharks and you can’t win. I don’t know who told you to run for President, but you need to slap them. Boy, you never ran a decent campaign in Texas how in the world can you run a national campaign. Oh I’m sorry, but that bullying you did in the elections for governor don’t count as compaigns. She told Q.N.N., “In the immortal words of the rap group Rodney O and Joe Cooley, ‘Down goes another.’ I’m just wondering when did he even get the BRIGHT idea to run for President. His own buddy did not even endorse him, Mr Bush. That should have showed him something then. Well governor I’m going to have to give you the EL FOOLIO award for thinking that you could even step into the REAL political arena.(LOL!!!!!!!!!!!)” And there you have it my child is so cold….This has been brought to you by the fine folks at Political-Hop(Tellin’ it like it T-I is….)

PS: The song for the weekend is an oldie from the 80′s and only real hip-hop heads will know this one. The song is, “Fresh is the Word,” by Mantronix. Fresh is the word, mantronix is here…..and the beat is legendary. Have a great weekend…

True Ramsey Stories…

scratchatary — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:37:26 +0000

The Queen has gotten out her popcorn because the Republican road to the White House has just become bumpy. It appears, “The Grumpy One,” Gingrich has opend up an assault on, “The Big Fish,” Romney. He has come at him with so much stuff that she can’t keep count. However, the downer to all of ths is that, “Ole Grumpy,” is using race to get his needed voters. The Queen had this comment on the subject, “You know I do understand he has to bring out everything to win. Politics is, after all, a dirty game. But Blacks on food stamps is not the main reason we are in this throwed(street vernacular for crazy) economy. Ask him about how much money is owed to these other countries. Ask him why other countries can sell things here that our manufacturers can’t even think to sell across the seas. Puh-Lease make him explain why many of our companies are allowed to send jobs overseas at the expense of American employees. Just make him give you a reason. Then, ‘Old and Grumpy,’ tell the truth both parites have had a hand in this economies demise for years. So, for those folks who are dumb enough to believe his, ‘talkin’ loud ain’t sayin’ nuthin,’ talk about blacks and food stamp. You know what you can do!!!” I think the Queen is a little upset, don’t ya’ think. This has been brought to you by the fine folks at Political-Hop(Tellin’ it like it T-I is….)

True Ramsey Stories…

scratchatary — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 14:58:56 +0000

The Queen was listening to the Texas Conservatives who were deciding to back candidate Santorum for the Republican nomination for President. In their reasoning they were doing this to take a stand even though they knew they would have to back Romney anyway in the fall election. The Queen had this to say, “Now this may be just me, but what sense does that make. Back the guy who is going to lose. I mean you know he is going to catch the, “Bully Beatdown,” by Romney. I just don’t understand folks sometime.” However, further along in the interview they did express they thought that they could come together to beat the current President. The Queen had this comment, “I was born in the afternoon, but not last afternoon. Y’all are sounding really stupid now. Of course, you guys can win the opportunity is now. However, planning is key and at this point you guys ain’t doing it right. Can a Lil’ Sista’ run the Republican Party? It would be on like, ”Donkey Kong!!!!” Is that all you guys have a bunch of like mindless followers and here we go…..I’m in the wrong business…” Gotta Love Texas Politics.(Ain’t that right Governor Perry) This has been brought to you by the fine folks at Political-Hop(Telling it like it T-I is…)

True Ramsey Stories…

scratchatary — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 14:34:39 +0000

YAWN!!!!! The Queen is up after enjoying another Martin Luther King Holiday. However, she did have an opinion on what she was seeing over the weekend. Of course, there were man ceremonies that gave honor the this great man of peace, but she noticed when the audiences were made up of majority of young people the vibe was different. They younger generation seems to have made it more of an extra day to party than to think and reflect on this great human being. The Queen’s comment was, “First don’t let me lie I enjoy the day of from school. However, in my house my parents were telling me the importance of Dr. King and they told me to really look around today. Many people think that we have made it because of the President, but we are still in a struggle today. They also told me towards the end of his life he was starting to understand the need for economic change for all the poor, as well. When they made me look around my community I understood. This holiday is much more that a birthday celebration it is also time to check yourself and see what you can do because the struggle continues….” Boy, she listens she really listens!!! This has been brought to you by the good folks at Political-Hop(Tellin’ it like it T-I is….)

True Ramsay Stories…

scratchatary — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:04:42 +0000

The Queen is relaxing to day about to enjoy the MLK holiday. As she ponders the importance of the holiday she could not help but think about the Supreme Court and an important cazse they were making a decision on a re-districting case in her home stae of Texas. This particular case is much more than just the Republicans keeping power in the State. In this case it seems that they are ctrying to circumvent the majority in Texas by re-zoning them in ways so that they will not have adequate representation. This tactic goes against the very principle of the Voting Rights Act which MLK was such a vital force to have the law passed. As we look back and celebrate the life of MLK let’s remember what he stood for. This has been brought to you by the fine folks at Political-Hop(Telling it like it T-I is…)

PS. The song for this weekend is, “Welcome to the Terrordome,”…so much trouble on my mind refuse to lose….