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True Ramsey Stories(Daddy Rant)…

scratchatary — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:11:14 +0000

Not much to say except these famous words, “Love, peace and soul…,” these words were spoken by the legendary Don Cornelious who took his life yesterday. I’m truly sad today. So I will pull out my Al Green and drink in rememberance of him today…..This has been brought to you by the find folks at Politcal-Hop(Tellin it like it T-I is….)

True Ramsey Stories…

scratchatary — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:26:15 +0000

The Queen watched the Primary results in Florida and just laughed. It appears, ‘The Big Fish, has got his swag(Style Carisma ets.,) back. He put the, “bully beatdown,” on, “Grumpy Old Man.” The Queen had this comment on this situation, “The win was all cool and every thing, but I have a complaint. What is going on with all of this singing. First the President and now, ‘Big Fish.’ This ain’t no high school talent show. However, memo to, ‘Big Fish,’ you need to pull out an old soul song. Some Mayfield or Pentagrass might be of good use. Just a suggestion…” Whatcha’ know about that girl? This has been brought to you by the good folks of Politcal-Hop( Tellin’ it like it T-I is….)

True Ramsey Stories(Daddy Rant)…

scratchatary — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:51:25 +0000

The Queen was watching the news last night keeping up the the Florida event that is taking place today. When she walked out of the room I switched to look at some basketball. Man, I saw that boy Griffin do the slam of all slams on Perkins the center for the team in Oklahoma. That was just down right embarassing. All I could say was, “DAMN!!!!!!!!!” Then I recorded it and watched it again and again. This morning I’m still saying the same thing. Okay, we will get back to politcs tomorrow, but, “Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!” That was a true made for a poster dunk….This has been brought to you by the fine folks at Political-Hop(Tellin’ it like it T-I is….)

True Ramsey Stories…

scratchatary — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:45:50 +0000

The Queen was watching the guys in Florida duke it out. “Old Grumpy,” is fighting like there is no tomorrow and, “The Big Fish,” is thowing over hand rights at his head which are landing. For this round it looks like, “The Big Fish,” will win, but the bigger problem is, “The Cool Customer,” our President. Current polls are showing that he is gaining momentum. The Queen had this to say, “To beat the man you, you have to meet the man and to meet the man you have to get next to the man. At this time this could be a problem for both of my dudes coming from the Republican side of the election. All we ask it that you guys quit tearing down each other and lets get to some issues, MANNN!!!!” Boy, I tell you this their Primary is better that any Soap Opera, please stay tuned…This has been brought to you by the fine folks at Politcal-Hop(Tellin’ it like it T-I is….)

True Ramsey Stories…

scratchatary — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:29:05 +0000

The Queen had to comment on this one story that was reported this week. It was reported that the President went to the state of Arizona and was greeted by its governor. He then gave her a few choice words about a description of a meeting they had earlier. The picture in the news has her pointing her finger at the President and he is looking like he wants to say, “B—- Please!!!!!!” Now the President cannot say those words, but I needed to be him for about a good 5 minutes I would have ate her up like catfish. This is how I would have handled it. I’m stepping off the plane and say, “Good morning Governor, How are you doing? I have to talk to you about this mess you put in this book about me.” She would have said, “Its free speech it is my interpretation of what happened!!!” I would have said, “Interpretation my A–, you just want to sell books like me!!!” She would have said, “Well I never.(and then start to point her finger at me) That is when I would have said, “B—- Please!!!!(and slapped the tase out of her mouth) I don’t see my mother in front of me and I damn sure ain’t no boy. I’m the motherf—— President, B—-!!!! Of course, I would probable be impeached soon after but that would have felt so good.” I can’t lie I would have done something like that myself. I wish a motherf—- would do that to me. This has been brought to you by the fine folks at Political-Hop(Tellin’ it like it T-I is…)

PS. The song for the week is for the President, “The Leader of the Pack,” by U.T.F.O. I can still see, “Big Foot,” crushing cars in the video….

True Ramsey Stories…

scratchatary — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 14:39:54 +0000

The Queen was reading some comments on a social network page and one really struck her. The person making the comment said something to the effect that we need a more conservative President. As the Queen sat back and thought about the individual’s comment she had these things to say. She respomded this way, “To Blankety-Blank, I do respect and do agree with you to a point about needing a more conservative President, however, there are some things I would like to point out you might consider. To me a, ‘true,’ conservative does conservative things like keep jobs in America. I cannot remember when having a true conservative President has done that. Conservatives cry about abortion, but when you had your chance in the previous administration to do something about it you guys were silent. Then there is the cry about needing more prayer in America, but when have conservatives truly campaigned to get that back into prominence. This will be my last point, but believe me we could go ALL DAY, what about this mess on television that is corrupting my generation and these crazy video games, where ya’at? So please, forgive me for not saying we need a more conservative President. I follow my father’s motto: VOTE FOR THE CROOK WHO WORKS FOR YOU!!!” She was not supposed to tell everybody that….This has been brought to you by the fine folks at Political-Hop(Tellin’ it like it T-I is….)

True Ramsey Stories…

scratchatary — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 14:41:16 +0000

The Queen watched, “The State of theUnion,” address from the President. It was pretty good and laid out a definitive agenda. However, don’t all of those addresses do that. Her opinion is how do you get the left hand and the right hand to actually agree to do anything except look like idiots. An example, look at the Republican challengers for President first they bashed him then each other. We need to cut this we need to cut that. They are so concerned with tax cuts they forget you still need revenue to run the government. Can you say you might have to deal with that in the near future. I thought I was the only one in kindergarden this year. The Democrats don’t get to skate by either because they need to understand some cuts are necessary. Some of the social programs they love could stand some trimming. Imma’ lil’ sista’, and yeah I said it whatcha gonna do about it? Five generations on welfare with no ambition to even think about getting a job, please. For those people who cried about those states that implemented drug testing for food stamps, just shut up. I know everybody is not a drug addict but it will help to curtail some of the roles. The Queen had this comment, “I like the President and our American political process in general. But this mess we are in today is a disgrace. Me personally, do think some of this is racially motivated. However, with that being said we need to get up and stand out to chance this current course to make our country great one again.”…And this is a paid endorsement from the Queen’s politcal committee(LOL!!!) This has been brought to you by the good folks at Political-Hop(Tellin’ it like it T-I is….)

True Ramsey Stories(Daddy Rant)….

scratchatary — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:35:46 +0000

We will get back to the political comedy of the republican nomination tomorrow, but today is a day of rememberance for coach Paterno. Yeah, I know the way he went out of coaching Penn State was not great at all, however, you have to give him his just due. To me personally, he became the fall guy for higher ups who simply did not want to deal with a serious issue and thought they could sweep it under the rug. He lived for the school and what did the school do in return. They basically killed him. He helped so many kids over the years, but people will try to remember him for this last incident and say he was a terrible person. That is unfair to him or his memory.

My biggest Paterno memory is the time Penn State played the University of Miami for the National Championship. The Killa’ Canes came out in battle fatigues talking noize(it is spelled correctly for this instance) to Penn State. The Nittany Lions did not respond to them. This went on all week before the game. I think Miami took their silence for weakness. However, when it was time to play the game those quiet Lions opened up a can of Whoop-A– on the Canes so bad that it still scars those boys to this very day. Anyway, remember this guy for all of his good works today as we remember Coach Paterno.

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True Ramsey Stories….

scratchatary — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 14:41:04 +0000

The Queen has seen the people in South Carolina vote and she has no clue as to what is going on. She thought, “Big Fish,” Romney would skate by with the primary win, but it was not to be. “The King of Grumpy Old Men,” Gingrich won and has totally changed the entire landscape of this upcoming election. In the Queen’s mind she has no idea what will happen next. She told Q.N.N., “Man these guys are straight trippin’. It seems to me they are getting more Right Wing by the minute. My only question is how far right can you go? All of these guys are conservatives so what will be the turning point or the one issue that will get one of these gentlemen over the top? I don’t know but this will be interesting to see…” Does he really remind you of a grumpy old man?…This has been brought to you by the fine folks of Political-Hop(Tellin’ it like it T-I is….)

True Ramsey Stories…

scratchatary — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 14:49:35 +0000

The Queen is saying Thank God Its Friday and I think somebody is going fishing. My poor governor of Texas it seems he is finally seeing the reality of fact. That fact is that you are a small fish trying to swim upstream with sharks and you can’t win. I don’t know who told you to run for President, but you need to slap them. Boy, you never ran a decent campaign in Texas how in the world can you run a national campaign. Oh I’m sorry, but that bullying you did in the elections for governor don’t count as compaigns. She told Q.N.N., “In the immortal words of the rap group Rodney O and Joe Cooley, ‘Down goes another.’ I’m just wondering when did he even get the BRIGHT idea to run for President. His own buddy did not even endorse him, Mr Bush. That should have showed him something then. Well governor I’m going to have to give you the EL FOOLIO award for thinking that you could even step into the REAL political arena.(LOL!!!!!!!!!!!)” And there you have it my child is so cold….This has been brought to you by the fine folks at Political-Hop(Tellin’ it like it T-I is….)

PS: The song for the weekend is an oldie from the 80′s and only real hip-hop heads will know this one. The song is, “Fresh is the Word,” by Mantronix. Fresh is the word, mantronix is here…..and the beat is legendary. Have a great weekend…