Who is to Blame?

By scratchatary

Hello, everyone, I’m just sitting here reflecting on somethings and the one thing that has still got me irked is the Cowboy football game. How in the world do you lose a game like that?  You do that by turning over the ball 4 times, that’s how.  Oh well, in Dallas the question is who do you balme for that horrific loss.

Personally, I blame the quaterback Tony Ohno.  I say that because when he throws a pass many times I say, “Oh no!!!”  He was responsible for three of the turnovers in that game.  I know the one to the tight end was kind of a funny play, but if he threw the ball in a better spot it would have just been an incomplete pass.  So, anyway turnovers are what kille them on Sunday.

However, since no one is really jumping on him like they did T.O., I’m going to blame someone other that the quaterback for the loss.  I’m blaming the hot dog vendor because he fed the crowd those hot dogs that cost up too much.  The thought of the cost must have driven the Cowboys crazy.

So, that’s not god enough let blame the owner.  He shouldn’t have schedule the Giants on their home opener.  Hmm, that almost sounds plausible.  He should have gotten some sorry team to be my world beater Cowboys team.  Yeah, let’s blame the owner.

No, that’s not enough then let’s blame the cheerleaders.  The were distracting the players so much that they could not concentrate on the game.  Those short shorts were just too much for them and they were to busy loking at them, instead of, payting attention to the game.  I think that will work.

Everybody knows those are terrible excuses.  Just blame the quaterback like you used to blame Aikman and Staubach when they lost.  If he can’t take the heat then he needs to get out of the kitchen.  Until next time.

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